十個(gè)簡短的英語小笑話
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______ Such a Long Dog 如此長的狗 Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this ...
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______ He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人. -- 他真是一個大人物.干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人. 某人...
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______ man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can...
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______ I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said ...
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______ The Bus Stop Molly,a heavyset,elderly lady,rushed breathlessly onto the municipal bus.She sat down with her shopping bag betewwn her legs and caught her breath.(莫麗是個身材粗壯的老太太,她上氣不接下氣的沖上公共汽車.她坐了下來,把...
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______[答案] 英語笑話(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤,...
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______ One old person complained to the doctor that his right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear.So the doctor checked, checked, checked, listened, listened and said, "Oh, you know...