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怎么懲罰我女兒啊?
老公無言以對(duì)，我不禁笑出聲來。 中秋節(jié)，親友相聚，坐滿了一個(gè)寬大的包廂。眾人的話題，也漸漸轉(zhuǎn)向各家的小兒女。趁著酒興，要孩子們說說將來要做什麼。鋼琴家，明星，政界要人，孩子們毫不怯場，連那個(gè)四歲半的女孩，也會(huì)說將來要做電視節(jié)目的主持人，贏得一陣讚歎。 十二歲的女兒，正為身邊的...
關(guān)于張善為的個(gè)人資料?謝謝了,大神幫忙啊
” 3年前，張善為曾經(jīng)發(fā)行過一張單曲“Give Me Five”，結(jié)果銷售量非常不理想，他還笑稱自己就是最大的進(jìn)貨商。當(dāng)年他不明白宣傳的辛苦，天天吵著要上“超級(jí)星期天”打歌，可是最后卻都只能參加一些靈異節(jié)目講鬼故事。其實(shí)張善為很愛看鬼片，尤其喜歡在戲院跟著別人一起在恐怖的片段狂喊。幾個(gè)月前張...
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失戀了聽什么歌要越傷心越好的
可是我很溫柔》《神啊救救我》 想等他（她）一輩子就聽《一定要幸福》 覺得自己愛錯(cuò)就聽王力宏的《愛錯(cuò)》 要是他（她）是跟其他帥哥美女跑了就聽《太早》《背叛情歌》（經(jīng)典) 覺得她很讓人難以理解就聽《死性不改》 如果覺得是你自己的錯(cuò)就聽《不是你的錯(cuò)》 想不通或者開始想通了...
失戀了聽什么歌要越傷心越好的
只是，那旋律，早已緊緊抓住了我們。當(dāng)那個(gè)人已經(jīng)不屬於你時(shí)，對(duì)她的關(guān)心，只能埋在心底。 必聽歌曲之二：蕭亞軒---一個(gè)人的精彩 還是Elva夠?yàn)⒚摗＜幢隳杏岩延衅渌麗廴嗽谏磉叄蝗纭敖邮軣o奈，承認(rèn)失敗”，揮一揮手，留給對(duì)方一個(gè)最漂亮的轉(zhuǎn)身。 必聽歌曲之三：張敬軒---斷點(diǎn) 同樣是一首以...
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______[答案] 布朗太太出去了.她鎖了門,然后在門上貼了一張字條給送奶工“沒有人在家,什么都不要留下”.她晚上回來的時(shí)候發(fā)現(xiàn),她的門被撬開了,而且被洗劫一空.在那張她留下的字條上她看到了“謝謝!我們沒有什么都沒有留下”Harry ...
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______ 1 The old cat 貓 An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse ...
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______ A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,＂Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. ＂ His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,＂It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to ...
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______ Three Surgeons 三個(gè)有名的外科醫(yī)生 Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. ＂A man came to me who had his hand cut off,＂ said one. ＂Today that man is a concert violinist.＂ ＂That's nothing,＂ said another. ＂A guy came to ...
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______ Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes” “...
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______ One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 一天,有只小猴子在井邊玩兒. He looks in the well and shouts : 它往井里一瞧,高喊道: “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” “噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里頭啦!” An older monkeys ...
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______ The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: ＂I think that he is very ill.＂ ＂I am afraid that he is dead.＂said the doctor, Hearing this, the ...
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______ A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. ＂They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!＂ he cried out.However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time ＂Never ...
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______ There is a ＂Magic Fountain＂ in the small mountain village, where there is an old legend, all the young men and women who drink ＂Magic Fountain＂ on New Year's Eve, will marry one of the most ugly in second years or marry one of the most ...
