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郝耍15141289614咨詢： 英語短笑話 -
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______ 有一個人正在考駕照,前方信號燈指示左轉(zhuǎn), 他問教練:turn left? 教練說:right!! 他連忙右轉(zhuǎn),于是考試不及格. 話說有一個中國小孩學了幾句英文,某日遇一外國朋友,告別時兩人握手說, 小孩高興的說:thanks 外國人說:thanks too 小孩立即說:thanks three 外國人不解:what do you thanks for? ? ? 小孩又說:iam thanks five!!!!!
郝耍15141289614咨詢： 一分鐘英語笑話,急 -
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______ Mark is a good boy,but he is not very clean.His face and hands always very dirty.One day,Mark goes to school.His teacher looks at him and says:＂Mark,I know what you eat today.＂＂What?＂Mark asks.＂Eggs.your face and your mouth tell me that....
郝耍15141289614咨詢： 英語小笑話幫提問瑪麗喜歡她的新老師嗎?不,她不喜歡. 邁克的作業(yè)是誰做的?是他爸爸做的.湯姆每天上學都遲到嗎?是的.用英語翻譯出來6個句子. 好多會... -
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______[答案] Mary likes her new teacher do? No, she does not like. Mike's work who do? He is the father to do. Tom will be late to school every day? Yes.
郝耍15141289614咨詢： 跪求一個簡短超易明的英語小笑話....
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______ 1)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the man says: ＂God, ...
郝耍15141289614咨詢： 誰有英語超短小笑話
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______ L want a pen think[一老外說]oo.ok lll.t.a.k.e.f.o.r.y.o.u[店員結(jié)巴的說]隨后拿出個鍋no!!no~~[老外說]漏!店員一看!不漏呀!NO!NO[老外說]店員說!老子的你聊我 PEN!!拿起鍋朝老外
郝耍15141289614咨詢： 四年級英語超短笑話(含中文,簡單!) -
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______ He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好...
郝耍15141289614咨詢： 求英語笑話或故事? 72 -
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______ Always Thirsty ＂I had an operation,＂ said a man to his friend, ＂and the doctor left a sponge in me.＂ ＂That's terrible!＂ said the friend. ＂Got any pain?＂ ＂No, but I am always thirsty!＂ 總感到口渴 一個男人對他的朋友說:“我動了一次手術(shù)...
郝耍15141289614咨詢： 求英語笑話啊 -
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______ The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ＂Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.＂ ＂Why ...
郝耍15141289614咨詢： 遵羽''英文名取什么名好?謝謝... -
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______ 遵羽=Zūn yǔJulius ;Julyan;Jolyon;Junius;Jordan; Jordon; Jordyn.Jovanni
郝耍15141289614咨詢： 留下幾篇簡單搞笑的英語短文 -
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______ Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂. 老師:為什么你每天早晨都遲到? 湯姆:每當我經(jīng)過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子仩寫著＂學校----慢行＂. Do You Know ...
