英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些
簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯：
1、What dog can jump higher than a building？什么狗比大樓跳的還高？
Anydog，buildings can't jump！任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。
3、What has a head，a tail，and no body？什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體？
A coin！硬幣。
4、What has one eye but cannot see？什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見？
A needle. 針。
5、Teacher：whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老師：誰能回到我下一個問題，誰就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window. 一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher： who just threw that？老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了？
Boy： Me！ I'm going home now. 男孩：我！我現(xiàn)在要回家了。
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