英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯 短一些的有哪些？ 簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)小笑話(帶翻譯）
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow."
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，你為什么每天上學(xué)都遲到呢？
湯姆：每次我路過拐角的時(shí)候，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上寫著：“學(xué)校——慢行”
A GREAT MAN
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎？
學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹梗€沒有人活到400多歲。
Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know,father.
Father: Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher,father.
誰(shuí)最懶
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個(gè)問題．你們班上誰(shuí)最懶？
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道！想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
英語(yǔ)爆笑笑話：
Two roaches 兩只蟑螂
Two roaches were munching on garbage in analley when one engages a discussion about a new
restaurant.'I was in that new restaurant across the
street,' said one. 'It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless,and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirtanywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole placeshines."Please, said the other roach frowning. 'Notwhile I'm eating!'
兩只蟑螂正在一條小巷的垃圾堆上大吃著，其中的一只談起了它在一家新開張的餐館里的經(jīng)歷。“那時(shí)我在街對(duì)面的那家新餐館里，”它說。“那里太干凈了！廚房沒有一點(diǎn)污漬，地面閃著白光。任何地方都沒有垃圾。那里是如此干凈，整個(gè)地方都在發(fā)光。“請(qǐng)不要在我吃東西的時(shí)候說這個(gè)好嗎？”另一只蟑螂不悅地說。
Who Discovered Australia?
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
Johnny: It's there, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?
老師：約翰尼，在地圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。
約翰尼：先生，在這兒。
老師：對(duì)了。薩默，你來回答我是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞?
薩默：先生，是約翰尼。
英語(yǔ)笑話如下
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請(qǐng)說說看。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
英語(yǔ)笑話有：
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
翻譯為：
問：猴子和跳蚤有什么區(qū)別？
答：猴子可以有跳蚤，但跳蚤不能有猴子。
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