英語(yǔ)笑話及中文翻譯
英語(yǔ)笑話及中文翻譯
英語(yǔ)笑話及中文翻譯一：
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
一位女士抱著她的寶寶上公交車，司機(jī)看到后說(shuō)：“額，那是我這輩子見(jiàn)過(guò)的最丑的小孩。”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
女士走到車廂后面坐下，感到很憤怒。她對(duì)旁邊的男士說(shuō)：“司機(jī)剛剛羞辱了我。”男士回應(yīng)說(shuō)：“你快上去斥責(zé)他。去吧，我替你抱著你的猴子。”
【注釋】
1. fume - to be angry about something 發(fā)怒，生氣
常用介詞搭配：fume at/over/about
例如：fume about what he said 對(duì)他所說(shuō)的話感到生氣
2. tell somebody off 斥責(zé)，責(zé)罵
tell somebody off for doing something 因?yàn)槟橙俗瞿呈露?zé)罵他/她
例如：The boss is always telling me off for being late, even though he is late every day! 我的老板總拿遲到的事斥責(zé)我，即便他自己天天遲到!
英語(yǔ)笑話及中文翻譯二：
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
一位婦人發(fā)現(xiàn)丈夫回家的時(shí)候總是爛醉如泥，她決定為丈夫治好這個(gè)毛病。一個(gè)萬(wàn)圣節(jié)夜里，她穿上一套魔鬼戲服，躲在樹后，準(zhǔn)備在丈夫返家時(shí)攔截他的去路。
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
當(dāng)丈夫走近時(shí)，她從樹后跳出來(lái)，站到他面前，頭上帶著紅色的羊角、身后有長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的尾巴，手中握著鋼叉。
"Who are you?" he asked.
“你是誰(shuí)?”丈夫問(wèn)到。
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫說(shuō)，“我娶了你的姐妹!”
【注釋】
1. cure of 是一個(gè)在各種英語(yǔ)閱讀文章中經(jīng)常出現(xiàn)的習(xí)語(yǔ)，它的意思有兩大分支，一是醫(yī)療范疇上的對(duì)疾病的救治;二是生活習(xí)慣范疇上的對(duì)壞習(xí)慣的`矯正。
The medicine should cure you of your cold. 這藥應(yīng)該能治好你的感冒。
Parents try to cure their children of bad habits. 父母?jìng)兿朕k法糾正孩子們的壞習(xí)慣。
2. 西方文化中的魔鬼形象：
在西方國(guó)家的文獻(xiàn)、小說(shuō)、影視作品中，魔鬼常被描述為一個(gè)有角有尾巴、手拿長(zhǎng)柄叉、在烈火熊熊的地獄里折磨人的怪物。
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