英語(yǔ)小笑話1一2分鐘
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______ TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著:＂學(xué)...
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______ Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why ...
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______ Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著:＂學(xué)校----慢行.＂
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______ One or Two Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顧客:服務(wù)員,我盤子里怎么只有一塊肉? 服務(wù)員:先生,請(qǐng)稍候,我去把它切成兩塊. Father and Son Son: Is it true, Dad, ...
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______ 一自學(xué)英語(yǔ)的人走路不小心撞到一老外,說:I am sorry.老外:I amsorry,too.此君繼續(xù):i am sorry three.老外納悶了:What are you sorry for? 此君:I am sorry five
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______ I'll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. ＂Come on, miss!＂ he shouted. ＂Shut the door, please!＂ ...
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______ One cold night the king called Nasreddin to him and said, “If you're able to spend this night in the courtyard with only your shirt on, I will give you one hundred gold coins!” ...
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______ A Blind Beggar There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars. After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man ...
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______ The mean man's party.The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ＂Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.＂ ＂Why ...
