超短英語(yǔ)小笑話50個(gè)(gè)
【南呂】一枝花 行樂(趙顯宏)拼音版、注音及讀音
向鶯花場(chǎng)上走，將風(fēng)月?lián)鷥耗椤１拘灾t謙， dào chù gàn fēng qiàn，rén jiāng míng xìng diàn。dào lì chūn yuán zhòng zhǎng gè xī zhī，yù zhāng chéng xīn tiān gè zi zhān。到處干風(fēng)欠，人將名姓店。道麗春園重長個(gè)羲之，豫章城新添個(gè)子瞻。 liáng ...
【商調(diào)】集賢賓_友人愛姬為(湯舜民)拼音版、注音及讀音
quán dāng gè mén shān rì,míng 銀雙鎰,妝孤的爭(zhēng)著頭鼓著腦舒著眉睜著眼細(xì)看春風(fēng)玉一圍。權(quán)當(dāng)個(gè)門山日,名 yáng běi jì,shēng bō nán chuí。揚(yáng)北冀,聲播南陲。 wěi tuō lài zhe jiǔ zhòng yǔ lù ēn,liǎng lún rì yuè huī。zhè gòu lán lǐng yīng huā dú zhèn ...
求七年級(jí)下冊(cè)語文詞語手冊(cè)第22課字詞注音和第25課解釋(包括書上的)
與(yǔ)其(qí)┉毋寧(wú)(nìng)連詞,在比較兩件事的利害得失而決定取舍時(shí),表示放棄或不贊成的一面。毋寧,不如。 第22課:《在沙漠中心》圣埃克絮佩里硌(gè):凸起的硬東西跟身體接觸,使身體感到難受。噎(yē):食物塞住了嗓子。輻(fú)射(shè):以波或粒子的形式發(fā)射輻射能。篩(shāi)糠(kāng):比喻...
進(jìn)學(xué)解(韓愈)拼音版、注音及讀音
占小善者率以錄，名一藝者無不庸。爬羅剔抉，刮垢磨光。蓋有幸而獲選，孰云多而不揚(yáng)？諸生業(yè)患不能精，無患有司之不明；行患不能成，無患有司之不公。” yán wèi jì，yǒu xiào yú liè zhě yuē:" xiān shēng qī yú zāi!dì zǐ shì xiān shēng，yú zī yǒu nián ...
晏子使楚(劉向)拼音版、注音及讀音
楚人以晏子短，楚人為小門于大門之側(cè)而延晏子。晏子不入，曰：“使狗國者從狗門入，今臣使楚，不當(dāng)從此門入。”儐者更道，從大門入。見楚王。王曰：“齊無人耶？”晏子對(duì)曰：“齊之臨淄三百閭，張袂成陰，揮汗成雨，比肩繼踵而在，何為無人？”王曰：“然則何為使予？”晏子對(duì)曰：“齊命...
【越調(diào)】小桃紅_當(dāng)時(shí)羅帕寫()拼音版、注音及讀音
qún fāng zhēng yàn dòu kāi shí，gōng zǐ wáng sūn zhì。yāo wǒ míng yuán shǎng chūn sī，tàn huā zhī，rèn jūn gè zì zān hóng zǐ。zhū gōng kěn xǔ，lǎo fū tóu shàng，chā duǒ fěn tuán ér。群芳爭(zhēng)艷斗開時(shí)，公子王孫至。邀我名園賞春思，探花...
酬樂天東南行詩一百韻(元稹)拼音版、注音及讀音
yǔ zhēng chóng fèi wèi,làng yǒng guài suī xū。坐痛筋骸憯,旁嗟物候殊。雨蒸蟲沸渭,浪涌怪睢盱。 suǒ gěng piāo wén ruì,péng má zhòu zhú lú。duǎn yán shān dào cǎo,wēi fèng fēng yú zū。索綆飄蚊蚋,蓬麻甃舳艫。短檐苫稻草,微俸封漁租。 ní pǔ xuān lāo ...
【仙呂】賞花時(shí)()拼音版、注音及讀音
yāo yǐ dìng mén ér yǔ xiào xuān，lái wǎng xīng móu sī gù liàn。bǐ gè zhèng dāng nián，huā yīn liǔ yǐng，yuè dǐ gòng xīng qián。【幺】倚定門兒語笑喧，來往星眸廝顧戀。彼各正當(dāng)年，花陰柳影，月底共星前。wěi kǒu ér kǒu diàn，xīn ér ...
東南行一百韻寄通州元九侍御澧州李十一舍人…竇七校書(白居易)拼音版...
fēng yún jiē huì hé,yǔ lù gè zhān rú。世務(wù)輕摩揣,周行竊覬覦。風(fēng)云皆會(huì)合,雨露各沾濡...別選閑游伴,潛招小飲徒。一杯愁已破,三盞氣彌粗。 ruǎn měi chóu jiā jiǔ,yōu xián
有鳥二十章(庚寅)(元稹)拼音版、注音及讀音
yǒu niǎo yǒu niǎo qún cuì bì,máo yǔ duǎn cháng xīn bìng zhǎi。jiē céng tōu shí lù chí yú,有鳥有鳥群翠碧,毛羽短長心并窄。皆曾偷食淥池魚, qián qù hòu lái gèng bī pò。shí yú mǎn fù gè zì fēi,chí shàng jiàn rén zhǎng shì kè。前去后來...
滿朱19598155706咨詢： 英語幽默小短文(超短) -
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______ Too Fast or Too Slow A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him. ＂Was I driving too fast,officer?＂the man asked. ＂NO,＂the policeman answered,＂You were flying too slow.＂ 這篇是我認(rèn)為最好笑的...偶默下來第...
滿朱19598155706咨詢： 給個(gè)短一點(diǎn)好笑的英語笑話 -
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______ I've Just Bitten My Tongue ＂Are we poisonous?＂ the young snake asked his mother. ＂Yes, dear,＂ she replied - ＂Why do you ask?＂ ＂Cause I've just bitten my tongue! ＂ 我剛咬破自己的舌頭 “我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的蛇問它的母親. ...
滿朱19598155706咨詢： 英語小笑話,越短越好,帶翻譯
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滿朱19598155706咨詢： 短篇英語笑話(初一)一分鐘 -
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______ TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著:＂學(xué)...
滿朱19598155706咨詢： 短的英語小笑話帶翻譯國慶的
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______ Perfect Man, Perfect Woman There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day ...
滿朱19598155706咨詢： 英語超短笑話(三句,含中文) -
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______ I Will Forget It 我會(huì)忘記的 David:Have you forgotten that you owe me fifty dollars?大衛(wèi):你忘了欠我的50美元了吧? Smith:No,not yet.Give me time ,and I will.史密斯:不,還沒有忘,給我些時(shí)間,我會(huì)忘記的. Both Are Busy彼此都很忙 Tall man :...
滿朱19598155706咨詢： 5個(gè)英語小笑話!要中文!越短越好! -
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______ 英語笑話(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長跳...
滿朱19598155706咨詢： 英語小笑話(10 - 30個(gè)單詞)七年級(jí) -
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______ The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子 A DOG,crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth,saw his own shadow in the water,and took it for that of another Dog,with a piece of meat double his own in size.He therefore let go his...
滿朱19598155706咨詢： 英語笑話或短故事 -
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______ The Rain A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them, and there was nowhere to hide from the rain, so they were soon very wet, and the small boy ...
