英語幽默笑話簡短
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 簡單的英語小笑話 -
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______ man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can...
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 最簡單又最搞笑的英語笑話 -
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______ My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please ...
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 請幫我找一個短一點的英語笑話,是初中學生聽得懂的
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______ 這里有幾個英語笑話,希望你喜歡: 1. Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored? Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight. Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting? Freddie:MeandJackieSmith. 媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉為什么那么紅? 弗雷...
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 英語小笑話 短點的
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______ hey Are Directly from America Not long after an old Chinese women came back to china from her visit to her daughter in the Sates, she went to a city bank to deposit the U.S. dollars her daughter give her . At the bank counter ,the money was real.It ...
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 求幾個簡單的英語小笑話,謝謝
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______ 冷笑話.. two tomatoes walked together. tomato A was going to fall down. tomato B said, catch up!(ketchup!) 兩個番茄走在一起.番茄A就要跌倒了,番茄B說:catch up!(小心) (ketchup 音譯catch up 意為番茄醬)
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 英語小笑話 -
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______ 1.Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.""Why did it make you late?" inq...
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些
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______ Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行." Mother: Why are...
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 短的英語笑話 -
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______ 有2個,第一個非常短的哦~ TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角...
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 短的英語笑話
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______ 1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行."
藺蓓18086444117咨詢: 尋短的英語笑話
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______ 有2個,第一個非常短的哦~ TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角...