英語笑話簡單易懂
5個淺顯易懂的英語小笑話有哪些?
1. 爆笑英語小笑話1：Who are stupid？誰蠢？一位老師試圖利用她的心理學課程。她開始上課時說：“認為自己是蠢貨的人站起來！”小約翰尼站了起來。老師問：“你認為自己是蠢貨，約翰尼嗎？”“不，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著！”2. 爆笑英語小笑話2：A great man一名偉人 老師：“如果莎...
10個易懂的英語短笑話帶翻譯短一點爆笑
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一個大人物-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。-- 他真是一個大人物。干什么的？-- 墓地守墓人。搞笑的英語小笑話：I Wasnt AsleepWhen a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to b...
英語小笑話20篇
Tom's excuse 湯姆的借口 Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I e to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow。 教師:湯姆,您為什么每一天上學遲到? 湯姆:我每次走過拐角,一個路標上頭寫著:學校---慢行。 英語小笑話(四): 三只烏龜 Three turtles decided to ...
簡單易懂的英語笑話
以下是我?guī)痛蠹艺淼暮唵我锥挠⒄Z笑話,希望對大家有所幫助。 1、Who was the first man? 誰是世界上第一個男人 A teacher said to her class:”Who was the first man?” 一個老師問她的學生:“誰是世界上第一個男人” “George Washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一個小男孩立刻大聲說:...
簡單的英語小笑話(帶翻譯)
1. 湯姆的遲到借口讓人忍俊不禁：他說每當他在街角看到一個寫著"School-Go Slow"（學校慢行）的路標時，就不禁放慢腳步，因此常常遲到。這個笑話展示了英語中利用雙關語制造幽默。2. 湯姆與吉姆的對話，展現(xiàn)了"bear"這個單詞的雙意：湯姆指責吉姆愚蠢，吉姆回應說媽媽能忍受，這個笑話巧妙地玩弄了"...
簡短的英語笑話
簡短的英語笑話1 These Are My Jeans! After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself---especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago. “Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans...
英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些
簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯：1、What dog can jump higher than a building？什么狗比大樓跳的還高？Anydog，buildings can't jump！任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。3、What has a head，a tail，and no body？什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體？A coin！硬幣。4、What has one eye but cannot see？
英文笑話簡短 簡單的英語小笑話帶翻譯
1、mother: i left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, johnny, and now there is only one piece left. can you explain that?johnny: well, i suppose it was so dark that i didn’t notice the other.媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點心。現(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。
英語笑話笑點解釋
在朋友圈流傳的幾個簡單英語笑話!笑話一：為什么六怕七呢?Q: Why was six scared of seven?A: Because seven "ate" nine.問題：為什么六怕七呢?回答：因為七連九都能吃掉呢!笑點是神馬?我回答：本應該是seven eight nine, 但是利用了發(fā)音相同，將eight用ate(吃)替換掉了，你看懂了么?笑話二：用...
短篇的英語笑話帶翻譯
短篇的英語笑話帶翻譯篇一：First Flight第一次坐飛機 Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accep...
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______ 1.高中時全校必須穿校服,有一復讀的學生從來都不穿.管這方面的老師天天蹲在門口檢查.一日,老師看到此同學沒穿校服,問其為什么不穿.此同學大怒,曰:我媽又沒死,為什么要穿孝服?2.一美術(shù)老師小有名氣,某報上有較大篇幅報道...
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______ He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一個大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000個人. -- 他真是一個大人物.干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人. 某人...
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______ 1、I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car,every seat was already occupied.The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop,he nudged him and said:＂Wake up,sir!＂＂I wasn't asleep,＂ ...
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______ 好吧~~給你講一個 一老幾英語學的半斤八兩的就拽不唧唧的跑外國體驗生活~~ 一日街頭不小心撞到一老外~~此人大喜~~機會來了~~ 他趕緊對老外說:＂I'm sorry.＂ 老外出于禮貌:＂I'm sorry too.＂ 此人心想,two???然后趕緊回道:＂I'm sorry three.＂ 老外自然不懂:＂what are you sorry for?＂(你怎么這樣說對不起?) 此人想,four???然后立刻說:＂I'm sorry five.＂ 就先給你講這個了~~別的知道很多 比如什么“Tomorow morning, who get up who call who”啥類~~懶的寫了
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______ He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼:他害病臥床了.他受了傷. 湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事兒? 約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了.
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______ A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided that he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. It turns out that his next-door neighbor was also a ...
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______ Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
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______ 冷笑話.. two tomatoes walked together. tomato A was going to fall down. tomato B said, catch up!(ketchup!) 兩個番茄走在一起.番茄A就要跌倒了,番茄B說:catch up!(小心) (ketchup 音譯catch up 意為番茄醬)
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______ The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. it is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are? I am the driver. he said. 公共汽車上很擠,當又一個人還是試圖上車時,乘客們不讓他...
