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______ It's not my fauit ＂Aren't you ashamed of yourself,Victor?You're the worst pupil in your class,＂said the father. ＂What's that got to with me?Is it my fail that the worst one was yesterday transferred to another school?＂was the answer. 采納吧親,打英文著實(shí)不容易...
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______ a letter black write to white Dearwhite,somethingyougottoknow. 親愛的白種人,有幾件事你必須知道. WhenIwasborn,Iwasblack. 當(dāng)我出生時(shí),我是黑色的. WhenIgrowup,Iamblack. 我長大了,我是黑色的. WhenI'munderthesun,I'mblack. 我在陽...
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______ 給兔兔的情書我日思夜想的兔兔: 每次想到你,我都會充分調(diào)動五官的每一個(gè)部分,以顯示出想你的誠意來.我的左眼皮會跳,會連續(xù)不斷地打噴嚏,伴之以眼中的思念牌淚花.我的左耳朵會高低上下地旋轉(zhuǎn),想傾聽你的聲音,我的右耳朵雖然...
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______ 1. I'm not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!我對微信并不上癮.我只在有空時(shí)玩微信.主要是在午飯時(shí)間、休息時(shí)間、睡前時(shí)間、這些時(shí)間...
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______ To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says ＂Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.＂ ＂Well, you've done the right thing,＂ says Mommy ＂But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap.＂ 讓座 小約翰...
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______[答案] 大學(xué)的宿舍里有個(gè)哥們愛說夢話, 有天晚上我正起來喝口水, 誰知他突然大吼了一聲:“喂!” 嚇得我把杯子打爛了…… College dormitory a man love somniloquy, one evening i was up to drink of...
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______ A smart housewife A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: ＂That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no ...
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______ 1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed ...
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______ 1.Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, ＂Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.＂＂Why did it make you late?＂ inq...
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______ One old person complained to the doctor that his right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear.So the doctor checked, checked, checked, listened, listened and said, ＂Oh, you know...
