英語(yǔ)笑話簡(jiǎn)短簡(jiǎn)單
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯,簡(jiǎn)短些,最好三至四句話!又快又好的加15分~ -
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______[答案] TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go Slow＂. 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過(guò)拐角,一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著:＂學(xué)校----慢...
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 5個(gè)英語(yǔ)小笑話!要中文!越短越好! -
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______ 英語(yǔ)笑話(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子會(huì)和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會(huì)直接的想到它們倆是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以長(zhǎng)跳...
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 要一個(gè)非常簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)小笑話 -
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______ 您好: Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slowly＂. 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過(guò)拐角,一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著:＂學(xué)校----慢行.＂ Mother:...
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 有什么英語(yǔ)小笑話?很短的那種
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______ He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼:他害病臥床了.他受了傷. 湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事兒? 約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn),他贏了.
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 求幾個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單但一定要好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話 -
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______ 1.When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't asleep,＂ the man ...
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)小笑話 -
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______ man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: ＂God, what is a million dollars to you?＂ and God says: ＂A penny＂, then the man says: ＂God, what is a million years to you?＂ and God says: ＂a second＂, then the man says: ＂God, can...
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 求多則簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)冷笑話 -
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______ 1 Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? A: He wanted to see the waterfall. 2 Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see the butterfly. 3 Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe? A: He wanted ...
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 幫我找一篇短的英語(yǔ)笑話撒 簡(jiǎn)短 但是很好笑的 -
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______ 1. Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father'...
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 求幾個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)小笑話,謝謝
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______ 冷笑話.. two tomatoes walked together. tomato A was going to fall down. tomato B said, catch up!(ketchup!) 兩個(gè)番茄走在一起.番茄A就要跌倒了,番茄B說(shuō):catch up!(小心) (ketchup 音譯catch up 意為番茄醬)
刀狄15629268079咨詢： 短的英語(yǔ)笑話 -
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______ 有2個(gè),第一個(gè)非常短的哦~ TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過(guò)拐角...
