求英文話劇劇本，5分鐘的，2－4人演的 求初中水平英語短劇劇本，四個人演，5分鐘左右
焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 劉蘭芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny’s mother (JM for short) 劉母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son (MS for short) 強(qiáng)盜Burglars(A，B&C)
J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, while my wife is Wu Song.
I'm not afraid of you!
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
My God! Who can help me?
Act1
旁白：就在我們可愛的仲卿遭受家庭暴力時，JM已將這一切盡收耳底。
JM:I can!
Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
L: I’m here! What’s up mum?
JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.
L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy……
L: But……
JM: Never interrupt me!
L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all
day long, cooking and washing. I have raised ten soft thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……
JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! Grandson! Where’s my grandson?
L: Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you? Go and ask your son. I’m leaving!
Act2
旁白：被婆婆趕出家門的蘭芝一步一回頭，三步兩回頭，無奈的回到了自己的家中。此時，LM正在家中跳舞，有請！
L: Mum, I’m back!
LM: You are back? Why? What happened?
L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
LM: See! I have already told you! When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor ,but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself……
L: But, mum……
LM: Never interrupt me!
L: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.
LM: Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayor’s son in the market. He said:” If your daughter. Haven’t been married, I really want to marry her! “Now you are free again, I’ll go and tell him.(下)
L: What? The mayor’s son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood? What a silly thing I have done!(下)
Act3
旁白：沒有了蘭芝的焦家很快陷入了窘境，JM只好讓仲卿將蘭芝找回。聽說去蘭芝家的路上常有強(qiáng)盜出沒。
A: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree!
C: If you want to go by this street---
AB&C: Give us all your money!
旁白：據(jù)可靠史料記載，當(dāng)時，這把刀離他的喉嚨只有0.01公分！
J: Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me! I’ll give all my money to you! Is 1 mao enough?
A: What bad luck!
B: If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!
C: I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month. We can go and rob the wedding!
A&B: Good idea!
J: What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!
AB&C: Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!
J: But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t got divorced yet! I’ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? I’ll go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.
B: Have you got any experience?
J: No. But I’ve got this!
Act4
旁白：轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．太守之子意氣風(fēng)發(fā)的牽著新娘，蘭芝蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿跟在后邊。
ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!
A: The road is built by me!
B: And I planted one tree.
C: If you want to go by this street---
ABC＆J: Give us all your money!
L: Johnny! I miss you so much!
MS: Who are you and where are you from? Who rob my bride will be killed!
J: How dare you beat my wife! I will kill you!
J: Honey, how are you?
L: I hurt a lot!
J: Don’t cry baby. Eat this at once! I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)
L: Wait for me!
拜托哦~~我查得很辛苦的好伐`~
不給分對不起我哦
我寫的英文小劇本__一起等待 2007-05-11 01:05:13
大 中 小
口語老師讓演個什么劇，我寫了個阿甘和陌生丑女人在公園各自等網(wǎng)友的一個故事。我演了那個丑女人。第一次排的時候我們笑得都不行了。托賴同組的明星演員們，效果很好 聽說是讓老師笑得最厲害的一組。爽歪歪
先要贊一個同組戰(zhàn)友們演得太棒了，特別是客竄了跳baby one more time 和演夢露的兩組，我們一致提名她和唐僧一起角逐最佳女主角。哦劇本拼寫錯誤沒矯正，隨它去吧，反正我也是有拼寫障礙的人。
一起等待
音樂（阿甘），羽毛飄（一人扇），阿甘和丑女人坐在長椅上。
甘：my mama always says, lift is like a box of chop sticks, you will never know what you are gonna get. (膝上放著一盒筷子，大小長短不一，拿出來展示) the long ones? The pink ones ? or the boring ones? Do you like some?
丑：（討厭地）no~~! thank you!.(抬手看表，焦急)
甘: what are you doing here in this park? Are you expecting some one?
丑：yes, I’m on a date with a really great guy. Now I’m waiting for him.
甘：ha, me too. I’m expecting my fri- my girl firend, who is really a gorgous.
丑：（不相信地）well, good for you.
甘：frankly speaking, I’m a little nervers. I really hope she will like me. (擦汗)
丑：wait, didn’t you know each other ?
甘：no, we are cyber lovers. We fell in love on the chat room, and today it’s our first date off the net.
丑：（嚇得跳起來）me too! I’m expecting my cyber lover either! For the first time!
甘：oh no!~
丑：are you Mr. Big?
甘：no I’m not! ! are you cinderella?
丑：no!!! oh, I ‘m so released, we are not waiting for each other.(坐下放松地)
甘：me, too!. So you are dating Mr. big ha ? what is your nicky name on the internet?
丑：please call me sexy Rose.
甘：（上下打量，嘆口氣）ok, Rose, what is your Mr. Big like?
丑：he is amazing!(一字一頓地強(qiáng)調(diào)) he works for the top government,
想像場景一：
(一男進(jìn)場，音樂殺死比爾，黑客帝國兩人對槍戰(zhàn)，一人中槍，一人勝利，拿出學(xué)生證，說：FBI) 二人下
丑：He once broke out of a jail with his sister.
想像場景二：
(sister: maicheal, you just go!
M: no! I can get you out of here.
Sister: how can we get out of a jail?
M: 擼出袖子，露出畫的hello kitty: I have all the maps tattooed here. 指點著說：we get into here, following this way, to that door, then ,jump out of here, we will be free!
Sister: really ? can we make it ?
M: don’t worry, just follow me, Lincon.) 二人下。
丑：he promised me to take me to the sea!
想像場景三：泰坦尼克音樂起，兩人做船頭伸臂狀。
A; oh , sexy rose , I love you!
B: oh, my Mr. big, I want to puke! 二人下。
丑：what about you? Your Ms. Cenderelle?
甘：please call me cute cute boy. I really love my cenderelle. She is as young as biiney spears, 頓一下，插入道before married., 再頓一下， twice.
場景四：放baby one more time. 女孩上，和著音樂唱。
甘：she is as sexy as 夢露。
場景五： 夢露裙子飛起來。夢露: wow, it’s really hot!!!!!!!!!!!
丑：不相信地說，really ? well, it’s half past seven now . where are they?
甘： yes ,maybe we should check out from the chat room director.
丑： ok.
兩人各自打電話
甘：Hello? Yes yes . what ??!!!!!
丑：Oh no!!!!!!!!
兩人面面相覷： 甘：the chat room director said my cederrlle and your Mr. big…
丑：接 …are not real people!....they are chatting msn computers!!!
共同：So we fell for love with two talking computers?!!!
丑： I have a idea. why can’t we just?
甘： yes, the two of us . we are real people , cute cute boy and sexy rose.
兩人拉手坐下：
重復(fù)開頭：
甘：my mama always says , life is like a box of chop sticks,
丑：you will never know what you are gonna get.
四個人的， 《戀愛的犀牛》基本可以了
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