又幽默又短的英語笑話
有什么幽默的笑話
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聊繆18425382070咨詢： 五個(gè)新穎簡短的英語笑話 -
普寧市析力學(xué)回復(fù)：
______[答案] 1.What gets larger,the more you take away?什么東西你拿走越多,反而越大? 2.What goes on four legs in the morning,on two at noon,and on three in the evening?什么走路開始用四條腿,后來用兩條腿,最后用三條腿? 3.What do we get if we ...
聊繆18425382070咨詢： 求一些短小的英文笑話 -
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______ 1. we two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰阿 2. how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我,我也不鳥你 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up ! 你有...
聊繆18425382070咨詢： 有什么英語小笑話?很短的那種
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______ He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他贏了 湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼:他害病臥床了.他受了傷. 湯姆:真糟糕,怎么回事兒? 約翰尼:我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn),他贏了.
聊繆18425382070咨詢： 幫我找一篇短的英語笑話撒 簡短 但是很好笑的 -
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______ 1. Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.” Bill wasn't impressed, “Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father'...
聊繆18425382070咨詢： 英語笑話帶翻譯,簡短些,最好三至四句話!又快又好的加15分~ -
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______[答案] TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂... Teacher:Please tell us. Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 兩只鳥 老師:這兒有兩...
聊繆18425382070咨詢： 英語超短笑話,要短的,帶中文.要有創(chuàng)新點(diǎn)的.不知道別說. -
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______ can you call me an ambulance ok,from now on ,l will call you “an ambulance” 你可以幫我叫輛救護(hù)車么 好的,從現(xiàn)在起,我會叫你'一輛救護(hù)車' 一個(gè)美國人寫的的:“30 years ago, we had Bob Hope (明星的名字), Johnny Cash (歌星的名字) and Steve Jobs (喬布斯). Today we have no Hope, no Cash, and no Jobs.＂ (今天沒有希望、沒有錢、沒有工作.) 這幾個(gè)笑話都是比較符合外國人笑點(diǎn)的
聊繆18425382070咨詢： 關(guān)于英語的小笑話 最好簡短 明了 最主要可笑
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______ The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. it is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are? I am the driver. he said. 公共汽車上很擠,當(dāng)又一個(gè)人還是試圖上車時(shí),乘客們不讓他...
聊繆18425382070咨詢： 誰會短點(diǎn)的英語笑話啊? -
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______ 有2個(gè),第一個(gè)非常短的哦~ TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角...
聊繆18425382070咨詢： 求短篇英語笑話.最好弄到老師都無語的來.
普寧市析力學(xué)回復(fù)：
______ Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow ...
聊繆18425382070咨詢： 短的英語笑話
普寧市析力學(xué)回復(fù)：
______ 1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 湯姆的借口 老師:湯姆,您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到? 湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著:＂學(xué)校----慢行.＂
